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Showing posts with label crazy incidents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy incidents. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

"Essayed" All The Way

Remember the essay I wrote about in one of the previous post? Well, here it is. I was gonna write a totally outrageous essay, but then I thought that maybe I shouldn’t give the teacher that BAD a headache. Ha ha. But, there’s a great bunch of exaggeration. Well, I just want to share it so I hope you enjoy it.

The golden beams of sunshine rained down upon the earth ever so brightly as a small population of country people began to stir. Just another normal day in Cha Cha village. However, among all these beautiful things happening, was a boy born for destruction and doom. His name – Vader. Vader was pretty much a very, very mischievous 12-yearold orphan. Having no loving parent, his Aunt May decided to embrace him as her adopted son and shower love and kindness upon this poor boy.

But Vader was not as he appeared to be. Maybe it was the friends in school, maybe it was because both his parents passed away, or maybe Aunt May was too loving to even scold him, but Vader was a queer and mischievous boy. Well, on that sunny day, Aunt May prepared a delicious breakfast of banana pie and watermelon for Vader. Vader just gobbled down the plate of steaming food without a word of thanks and proceeded to grab his school snack and school bag. And the door slammed behind him before you could say, “knife”.

Actually Vader was feeling a bit guilty that day because he was planning to play truant from school, so that was why he did not speak to his aunty. Every day, something mischievous was always playing on Vader’s mind. And today it was the rambutans in Uncle Dick’s orchard. Someone in school once told Vader that there was a secret passageway right to the heart of the orchard and the entrance was beside the Chu Chu River behind a thorn bushes. So Vader loitered around the river trying to figure out where the heck the entrance was. And finally he found it. And before you could say, “George Washington Bush”, he was already in Uncle Dick’s Orchard admiring the ripe rambutans.

While Vader was plucking a rambutan to eat, a brilliant idea flashed across his super boy mind. He figured that if he managed to get enough rambutans, he could sell it to buy a hat for Aunt May. You see, Vader was not all bad and evil inside. He still was a young boy with lovely thoughts. Just mischievous. Secondly, in Vader’s naïve mind, taking rambutans from Uncle Dick’s Orchard was not stealing. In fact, he called it “taking advantage of good opportunities”.

Well, since the place appeared to be deserted, Vader started to climb up to the top of the tree. Seating himself on a stable branch, he began picking the best rambutans he could see and stuffing his pockets and any place possible with as much fruit as possible. At last, Vader weighed a ton more because all his pockets and bags were full with red, hairy rambutans.

Vader then went to the market, whistling a happy tune to himself. On the way, he noticed a dog that was tailing him. Showing pity, Vader took one rambutan from his pocket and gave it to it. Ever since, that was Vader’s new pet dog, which he named Fur. Later on, Vader finally found a spot in the market that was suitable for selling. He took out his gigantic handkerchief and spread it onto the ground. Then he piled up all his rambutans for sale.

After an hour’s time, all Vader’s rambutans were sold because they were all ripe and juicy and big. That was because Uncle Dick always took care of his trees. In total, Vader managed to get RM 50. Vader bought a hat for Aunt May and a book for himself. Finally, he had RM 20left to spare. As an orphan, Vader had never heard of such a thing as a bank or savings account, so he was in hot soup trying to figure out what to do with that money.

Suddenly, an airplane flew across the sky. As he watched it, he remembered his teacher saying that “what goes around comes around”. So, he decided to do a kind deed to the first beggar he sees by giving the money to him. Soon, Vader saw an old man with no left arm lying on a mat beside the road. Feeling sad, Vader gave the 20 Ringgit bill to the beggar. The beggar could not believe his eyes as he took the money. As a gesture of thanks, he sang a song to Vader. The title of the song was “I’m not afraid”.

Feeling a sense of accomplishment, Vader began to skip his way home but stopped in his tracks as he noticed his aunt smiling at him from afar. Not knowing what the meaning of that look was, Vader rushed over to his aunty. Surprisingly, Aunt May did not scold him for playing truant from school. All she did was advise Vader not to repeat his mistake. Then, she said that she was very proud of Vader’s act of kindness to a stranger. Hearing this, Vader grinned broadly and presented the brand new hat to Aunt May. Aunt May was delighted and pleased.

Well, Vader decided not to play truant again and skipped to school with his new pet dog. His spirits were high, so he was ready for any scolding or basting from his teacher. Aunt May just stood there and sighed. From that day on, she knew that her decision to replace spanking with kind words was the best decision she had ever made because despite Vader’s mischievous character, she had succeeded in planting a heart full of kindness inside him.

By the way, if the storyline is a bit “narrow”, please know that it was a guided comprehension (there were 5 drawn pictures with one left empty. 3-4 words were given for every drawn picture. For the last picture, they asked me to think of an ending). Yup, we are really pampered in the English subject in my country. At my level, I would like to be asked to write something more challenging. But the government has to consider the weak students, too. Plus, my quality of English is not as good as it should be either.

p/s: I got 25 over 30 for that. Not too bad, I hope.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Proper Post and thank you-ing.

Posting like crazy because I just know that soon I won't any time at all to post a thing veryveryvery soon. PMR!!!!!
I love 2010. I don't want to leave. But what to do? 2011 here and 2010 there. I'm a bit crazy now so pls excuse me. 2010 just means so much to me. It means freedom. I just hate it when time flies so fast. But it could also be my fault of being so slow PACE.

PMR. Hmmm.... I'm was so nervous about it that finally I have no fear of PMR. In fact I LOVE PMR. some of my friends are gonna hate that sentence. XD

So, Readers. Happy New Year and I really hope that this year you can either start afresh or keep up what you have been doing. All to the glory of God. smiling*

I changed my blog back ground for a different look. Being brown is not necessary very nice. Browning. haha. So, now I'm de-browning.
Okay, this year I want to be a nerd and a bookworm. Yea, I wanna pack all the knowledge in my head and absorb all the wisdom I can get from God and my relatives.

Thank you time! I want to thank...
GOD!!!Family!!! Friends!!! Church!!! School!!! CF!!! YF!!!
I actually wanted to write down all their names but there more than 200 names. Whew. So sorry, I'm not in the mood to write so MANY names. hehe.
Encouragement!!!
God bless all of you and I really hope this year will be a great year you! Losses can become Gains. Failures can become Success.
That's all for now.


CCRRRAAACCCK!!!

The title above can mean a list of a billion things but I'll break it down to one. My head is burning with this fire and the expansion cracked it. Simple? Exaggerated? YES YES and YES.

Why am I writing threee yes's for two questions? I don know. Or I do know. Why am I writing so many spelin mistakes? I dON't know an I do know!! I'm angry or maybe more of upset which has the almost the same meaning as fed up which is pretty close to the word angry and yet different. ArGJH! I'm Fed up. Fed Ex. haha. wait.. why am I joking when I'm angry!??! argh!! Okay, you got me! I'm smiling now even though me whole brain is all upsidownnnny. What? I can't help it!

Okay. Now, I'm calm. XD still don't know why I'm posting this...
Just forget the crap in the paragraph above, it's just there for decoration. (not really)
I'm posting this post in a crazy manner maybe because of New year's Day...you know all that EXCITEMENT!.
But I think it's because I think I'm a wimp. Why I think I'm a wimp? because many ppl think I'm a wimp. And I feel it's okay to be one. Give me confidence and I get annoying and proud. Give me humility and I become quiet and annoying. So I figure it's better to be a wimp than a proud snot. I'm not sure what snot means. but for me it means person in a negative sense. And I'm getting tired of being a loser. What can I do? nothing. HAHAHAHa!! YESH. SO I'll be me forever.

But I thank God so much. I could have fallen down a stairs and got Permanent head damage but God help my hand grab onto a bar and stop myself. I could have fallen into a pond from a mini rocky cliff near a waterfall and drowned but God increased my feet's frictional stuff and my sister's hand's grabbing speed and I didn't.

Conclusion: this is a crazy post in conjunction with new year. Happy 2011.



Friday, December 31, 2010

New Year’s Eve

Today I nearly swallowed a screw-on New Year’s Eve. How symbolic.

Well, it’s kind of embarrassing. I found this little screw (about 0.7 cm long) sitting on the TV. So, I was wondering where in the world it came from. Since yesterday a man came to open the TV to fix it, I figured that this tiny screw came from the TV. You can guess how well a job the man did. Anyway, I was just meddling with that tiny screw and finally I tried sticking it into a hole to see if it would fit. The screw just ended up inside that tiny hole and the only way to take it out was to tilt the TV. Well, that wasn’t really the only way. Since tilting the TV would be troublesome I just somehow figured that sucking the screw out would be good idea. Until now, I still can’t figure out what made me to think of that as a good idea. Anyway, I sucked the screw and it flew into my mouth. Not onto my tongue but straight to my throat. Thank God I didn’t swallow it. Well, I was just standing there thinking of all the choking deaths I read of in the newspaper when finally, my brain worked out that if I choked the screw out, I would be better off. So, I tilted my head upside down and started forcing myself to cough. The screw came out immediately because it maybe was just hiding at the back of my mouth.

Anyway, today is New Year’s Eve and I’m both sad and excited at the thought that I will be leaving 2010 and entering 2011 in less that 24 hours. Sad because time just flies so fast and excited because next year is my PMR year! Woot! Wait, what am I saying?

Just before I enter 2011 I would like to look back at all the events of 2010 and thank God for always being there through the whole year. I pray also that 2011 will be seeing me as a better person and bring about better things. To anyone I may have insulted-I’m sorry. Next year, I really want to see everyone equally with no grudges, especially since it’s my PMR year, XD. To my family, thanks for always being there for me. I take you all for granted sometimes so I’m sorry. To Justin, thanks for all the laughs and tech tips. To Faith, you were right. To Teck Liong, Qing Sheng, Dou Min, and all my other Sin Hua to Bkt Mewah friends, here’s to all the laughs. To all me seniors, I will (try to) support you guys. CF committee and members, God bless and I hope you’ll continue to grow with me. NSCFLC friends remember what was said in all the sessions at camp, and keep going for Christ! Fellow bloggers: err… I enjoyed reading your blogs. Readers, thank you so much for spending time here. And to friends I haven’t mentioned yet, thanks for being my friend.

Last post of the year, I must definitely put some pictures. You want peaceful pics or movie pics or just meaningless pics? I guess that’s a MIXTURE.

2010 going onto...

2011!!



And movie. Actually, I noticed that in the first episode of Chuck, there is a Tron poster in his bedroom. Ha ha.

So ending the new year...The future awaits!!! I've been wanting to say that for quite a long time.